I could have just stood in place and moved my legs instead of actually running today. With the wind blowing so hard it would have been just as much work.
If you are looking for the safest place in the US to hide for a time I have found it: The USS Constitution. Several of my runs have brought me near it, but as of right now I have found no way to actually get to it. Do they think someone is going to steal it?
I know it is a national monument and all, but the only people interested in stealing a huge wooden sailing vessel are pirates. You don't have to keep everyone away, all you have to do is stop them. Look for the parrots on their shoulders, it's a dead-giveaway.